How do freshmen get invited to more parties than I do? I mean seriously. I am awesome.
7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
Something that I find attractive.
Something that I like about myself.
Something that I dislike about myself.
Something I wish I was better at.
One of my favorite foods.
Something that gets me angry.
Something I can’t get enough of.
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
Hollaback Boy - Cobra Starship
Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy”
UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK
If you don’t think history is amusing, you clearly haven’t seen Adolf Hitler in shorts
Zis if from mein spring collection
it’s sad to see it get old and rusty :(
that is so fucking creative…i never really realized they did that
My childhood :(
Those movies just got darker and darker.
the one thing i love about this post is how no one even had to say what movie these are from.. every one just ….. knew.
WE ALL KNEW.
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
Grandmother I need to talk to you
[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*